Weehaphun is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, able aardvark.

Weehaphun created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weehaphun, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Weehaphun, it will turn you into a rock.

Weehaphun's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Weehaphun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick pigs.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Weehaphun loves voles, so they must be honoured.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never run in the presence of elders.