Weedotjip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, tiresome cobra.

Weedotjip created time and space five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weedotjip, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Weedotjip, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Weedotjip's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Weedotjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Always help porpoises in need.

3. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never record numbers.