Jigtailtail is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, happy troll.

Jigtailtail created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigtailtail, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jigtailtail, she will send you a sign.

Jigtailtail's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Jigtailtail's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention frogs.

2. Do not contemplate ultrasonics during the night.

3. Never run in the presence of elders.

4. Always act with patience when addressing elders.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.