Listbisscep is a god.

He takes the form of a small, humorless wyrm.

Listbisscep created the Large Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Listbisscep, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Listbisscep, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Listbisscep's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Listbisscep's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near hamsters while wearing red shoes.

4. Never touch water while clean.

5. Never think about planets.