Citfadgup is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, proud zebra.

Citfadgup created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Citfadgup, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Citfadgup, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Citfadgup's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Citfadgup's Holy Commandments

1. Remain standing during prayer.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not skip at rivers.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.