Fomcudont is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, all-knowing goose.

Fomcudont created dark energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomcudont, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fomcudont, he will turn you into a snail.

Fomcudont's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Fomcudont's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Always cleanse water with water.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never sing in the presence of moths.