Bapsiswot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unselfish cow.

Bapsiswot created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bapsiswot, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bapsiswot, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bapsiswot's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Bapsiswot's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch blood while clean.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

4. Never run near foxes.

5. Remain bowed during prayer.