Monfettarp is a god.

It takes the form of a small, resourceful bat.

Monfettarp created tapeworms four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Monfettarp, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Monfettarp, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Monfettarp's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Monfettarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place aubergines upon stone.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Never cross rivers at midday.

4. Do not resist balance.

5. Do not chop down trees.