Mabxucten is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, witty dolphin.

Mabxucten created a bottom quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabxucten, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mabxucten, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Mabxucten's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Mabxucten's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple mice, for they are unholy.

2. Do not wear mauve clothing.

3. Do not sprint at crossroads.

4. Never go into cyan rooms.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.