Citbuttal is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, intelligent badger.

Citbuttal created the world seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Citbuttal, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Citbuttal, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Citbuttal's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Citbuttal's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics.

2. Do not consume corn at dawn.

3. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Citbuttal in the centre of the settlement.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never gather three seals near doors.