Mipyimvidweehapfat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, sage zebra.

Mipyimvidweehapfat created the Tadpole Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mipyimvidweehapfat, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mipyimvidweehapfat, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Mipyimvidweehapfat's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Mipyimvidweehapfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never record signs.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never go into magenta rooms.

4. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

5. Pray towards the south.