Vinbigyik is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, staggering mink.

Vinbigyik created snails seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinbigyik, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vinbigyik, it will be very unhappy.

Vinbigyik's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Vinbigyik's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching zinc.

2. Remain standing during prayer.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not eat apples.

5. Never cross rivers at midnight.