Ruttsawgem is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish snake.

Ruttsawgem created the universe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttsawgem, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ruttsawgem, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Ruttsawgem's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Ruttsawgem's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Never stain your face with mauve.

5. Feed all hungry tapirs.