Quaffigdap is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unsympathetic fox.

Quaffigdap created the Black Eye Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quaffigdap, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Quaffigdap, she will be very sad.

Quaffigdap's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Quaffigdap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Quaffigdap's name in vain.

2. Never approach rivers carrying stone.

3. Never sprint in the presence of snakes.

4. Worship no other gods but Quaffigdap.

5. Remain standing during prayer.