Pangkar Ominkapnan is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, capable badger.

Pangkar Ominkapnan created the Andromeda Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pangkar Ominkapnan, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pangkar Ominkapnan, she will not care.

Pangkar Ominkapnan's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Pangkar Ominkapnan's Holy Commandments

1. Never whisper while facing south.

2. Never remain standing at dawn.

3. Always obey Pangkar Ominkapnan's priests.

4. Snails are not to be trusted.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.