Omtrilbet is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, calm jackal.

Omtrilbet created carbon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtrilbet, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Omtrilbet, he will strike you with lightening.

Omtrilbet's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Omtrilbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of order in the presence of elders.

2. Never write about chlorophyll.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Never think about archaea.

5. Never speak the names of stars aloud.