Flanbadwot is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, selfish mouse.

Flanbadwot created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Flanbadwot, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Flanbadwot, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Flanbadwot's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Flanbadwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain prostrate at dawn.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

4. Flanbadwot loves snails, so they must be honoured.

5. Always store coconuts above ground.