Xuckgovgodjin is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, competent coyote.

Xuckgovgodjin created gold two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckgovgodjin, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Xuckgovgodjin, she will send you a sign.

Xuckgovgodjin's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Xuckgovgodjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of peanuts to geese while wearing cyan hats.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never leap in summer.

4. Always wear orange.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.