Bastcibtagfemhubfarnraw is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unthoughtful frog.

Bastcibtagfemhubfarnraw created the solar system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bastcibtagfemhubfarnraw, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bastcibtagfemhubfarnraw, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Bastcibtagfemhubfarnraw's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Bastcibtagfemhubfarnraw's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

5. Never feed tomatoes to horses while wearing coats.