Tungendadcetlunkipgovhot Sogditlab is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-assured fly.

Tungendadcetlunkipgovhot Sogditlab created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tungendadcetlunkipgovhot Sogditlab, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tungendadcetlunkipgovhot Sogditlab, he will turn you into a rock.

Tungendadcetlunkipgovhot Sogditlab's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Tungendadcetlunkipgovhot Sogditlab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chlorophyll.

2. Always count to five before sleeping.

3. Always remove shoes before entering holy places.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never talk about mites.