Rannutjen is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awe-inspiring hydra.

Rannutjen created the Large Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rannutjen, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rannutjen, she will not care at all.

Rannutjen's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Rannutjen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during autumn.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never gather three ants near bridges.

4. Heed all signs.

5. Do not wear coats marked with black.