Parkdadgan is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, merciless wolf.

Parkdadgan created a quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parkdadgan, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Parkdadgan, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Parkdadgan's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Parkdadgan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

2. Never think ill of sick sharks.

3. Never wear white stockings on sacred days.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near gulls while wearing red shoes and balancing six gold spheres on your legs.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.