Mobominboss is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, almighty tapir.

Mobominboss created a bottom quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobominboss, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mobominboss, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Mobominboss' most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Mobominboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Pray only in firelight.

3. Never cross crossroads at dusk.

4. Do not keep eight ants in a large pit.

5. Always help bats.