Damtarlin is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omnipotent pig.

Damtarlin created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Damtarlin, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Damtarlin, she will torture you forever.

Damtarlin's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Damtarlin's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to sloth.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Never feed lots of tomatoes to porpoises while wearing red scarves.

5. Never wear purple stockings.