Kannursan is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, staggering crocodile.

Kannursan created Europe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Kannursan, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kannursan, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Kannursan's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Kannursan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Do not wear tights marked with orange.

3. You must love Kannursan.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Never allow monkeys to sleep beneath your roof.