Boglanlun is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, clever camel.

Boglanlun created matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Boglanlun, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Boglanlun, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Boglanlun's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Boglanlun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume parsnips at dawn.

2. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

4. Do not resist balance.

5. Never feed limes to badgers while wearing purple shoes.