Dissnullpin is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, weak cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Dissnullpin created a strange quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissnullpin, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dissnullpin, she will not invite you to parties.

Dissnullpin's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Dissnullpin's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

2. Always help sharks in need.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. You must pray to Dissnullpin eight times a day.