Xucklamgad is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, astonishing alligator.

Xucklamgad created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Xucklamgad, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Xucklamgad, she will torture you forever.

Xucklamgad's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Xucklamgad's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into mauve rooms.

2. Never eat cherries on days of mourning.

3. Always wash your chest before prayer.

4. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

5. Do not covet oxen.