Dodsismin is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, sapient grasshopper.

Dodsismin created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dodsismin, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dodsismin, she will try to impress you with trees.

Dodsismin's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Dodsismin's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not speak about parsnips.

3. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

4. Always remove kilts before entering holy places.

5. Do not name children after dogs.