Bomquimlegbam is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, awesome hummingbird.

Bomquimlegbam created the planet Earth four million years ago.

If you believe in Bomquimlegbam, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bomquimlegbam, he will destroy your favourite star.

Bomquimlegbam's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Bomquimlegbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue scarves on sacred days.

2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Learn six new languages a year.