Farnsogmid is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, conceited chicken.

Farnsogmid created the Sunflower Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Farnsogmid, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Farnsogmid, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Farnsogmid's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Farnsogmid's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Remain kneeling during prayer.

3. Do not prepare pineapples while wearing trousers.

4. Do not study cell theory on holy days.

5. Never allow mice to witness sacred rites.