Quimnaktun is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, contented hare.

Quimnaktun created Mount Everest six billion years ago.

If you believe in Quimnaktun, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Quimnaktun, she will send minions to preach to you.

Quimnaktun's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Quimnaktun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare carrots while wearing rings.

2. Always remove coats before entering holy places.

3. Feed all hungry snakes.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.