Larpdotfag is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, proud fairy.

Larpdotfag created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larpdotfag, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Larpdotfag, she will ignore you.

Larpdotfag's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Larpdotfag's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain obedience during days of mourning.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.

4. Always store carrots above ground.

5. Never allow horses to witness sacred rites.