Cudquatfly is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, awe-inspiring crane.

Cudquatfly created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Cudquatfly, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cudquatfly, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cudquatfly's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Cudquatfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Never carve symbols of asteroids into wood.

3. Do not keep six shrews in a large pit.

4. Never wear boots.

5. Never leap in the presence of sharks.