Miportbim is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, loving dragonfly.

Miportbim created life five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miportbim, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Miportbim, she will ignore you.

Miportbim's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Miportbim's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six voles approach from the east.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never write about nucleic acids.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not shave your head.