Fossbedpid Vonbiffad is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, vain dragonfly.

Fossbedpid Vonbiffad created the planet Mars six million years ago.

If you believe in Fossbedpid Vonbiffad, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fossbedpid Vonbiffad, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Fossbedpid Vonbiffad's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Fossbedpid Vonbiffad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Never eat bread.

5. Do not make images of living things.