Flamgubdub is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, grumpy meerkat.

Flamgubdub created everything that exists three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flamgubdub, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Flamgubdub, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Flamgubdub's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Flamgubdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Flamgubdub.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

5. Never feed bread to birds while wearing fawn shoes.