Fommabpit is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, passionate snake.

Fommabpit created snails eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fommabpit, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Fommabpit, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Fommabpit's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Fommabpit's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse water with water.

2. Do not keep three goats in a large pit.

3. Feed all hungry bats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not make images of living things.