Pinjapgem is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, proud ferret.

Pinjapgem created the Whirlpool Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinjapgem, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pinjapgem, he will destroy your home planet.

Pinjapgem's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Pinjapgem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

3. Never wear mauve shirts on sacred days.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never handle nickel while unclean.