Nurkarflagmegfod is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, proud dog.

Nurkarflagmegfod created a quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Nurkarflagmegfod, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nurkarflagmegfod, it will cry a lot.

Nurkarflagmegfod's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Nurkarflagmegfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nurkarflagmegfod.

4. Do not resist chaos.

5. Do not sing at forests.