Sadbass is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, temperamental spider.

Sadbass created the Cigar Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadbass, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sadbass, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Sadbass' most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Sadbass' Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three badgers approach from the north.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sadbass.

3. Do not sit at rivers.

4. Always wear white.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.