Boppogwip Tambellkancam is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, duplicitous yak.

Boppogwip Tambellkancam created everything that exists five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Boppogwip Tambellkancam, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Boppogwip Tambellkancam, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Boppogwip Tambellkancam's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Boppogwip Tambellkancam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear stockings marked with cyan.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Never think ill of sick seals.

4. Never allow sharks to witness sacred rites.

5. Never eat grapes on fasting days.