Sasrotpit is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, witty cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Sasrotpit created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sasrotpit, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sasrotpit, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Sasrotpit's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Sasrotpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of chaos in the presence of elders.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never pray while filled with fear.

5. Do not take Sasrotpit's name in vain.