Rotdobraw is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, egotistical chinchilla.

Rotdobraw created bats eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotdobraw, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rotdobraw, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Rotdobraw's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Rotdobraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about geese.

2. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not speak about turnips.

5. Never talk about dark energy near seals while wearing fawn shirts.