Biggepvag is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, amazing donkey.

Biggepvag created Europe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Biggepvag, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Biggepvag, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Biggepvag's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Biggepvag's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Biggepvag.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Put Biggepvag first in all things.

5. Do not prepare corn while wearing coats.