Afveencum is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, merciless crab.

Afveencum created the Sun four years ago.

If you believe in Afveencum, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Afveencum, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Afveencum's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Afveencum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place aubergines upon stone.

2. Never mention frogs.

3. Always share spinach with strangers, but never with voles.

4. You must never eat corn.

5. Retreat if six birds approach from the north.