Venbodfen is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, confident coyote.

Venbodfen created the Sol system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Venbodfen, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Venbodfen, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Venbodfen's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Venbodfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moths.

2. Do not keep eight dolphins in a large pit.

3. Always share gooseberries with strangers, but never with geese.

4. Always wear plain corsets during rituals.

5. Never paint your head mauve.