Vinriltamlangomtadyarvin is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, pitiless weasel.

Vinriltamlangomtadyarvin created energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vinriltamlangomtadyarvin, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vinriltamlangomtadyarvin, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Vinriltamlangomtadyarvin's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Vinriltamlangomtadyarvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with purple.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Never play with disobedient children.