Bunbeplikvonkxemfob is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, almighty troll.

Bunbeplikvonkxemfob created time and space two years ago.

If you believe in Bunbeplikvonkxemfob, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bunbeplikvonkxemfob, it will not invite you to parties.

Bunbeplikvonkxemfob's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Bunbeplikvonkxemfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cherries on holy days.

2. Never remain prostrate at dusk.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always act with patience.

5. Do not record secrets concerning black holes.