Cithentitruljipcip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, smart gnu.

Cithentitruljipcip created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cithentitruljipcip, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cithentitruljipcip, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Cithentitruljipcip's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Cithentitruljipcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about sharks.

2. Do not travel during winter.

3. Never travel toward the south during summer.

4. Never think ill of sick mice.

5. Never touch water while blessed.